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Prince Harry

Even republicans approve, surely?

Microwaving tea

Recommended by scientists, apparently. Disgusting

No televised election debates

Disappointing; we were rather looking forward to May vs The Sturge


Olivia Coleman = nailed-on Future National Treasure

Spring Bank holidays

Too close together! Very bad!


“I queued for THREE BLOODY HOURS at B&Q for a new recycling bin! The entire town’s in CHAOS”


To be listened to whole on a long journey for maximum effect

Using a proper paper map

Strangely satisfying

The “Flash” Flash ad

It’s back! Possibly the best ever singing dog in an advert ever

Crap tacos

Reheated, with too much chilli: middle-class kebabs, basically

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    Not having your next holiday booked


    Brian Cobby, voice of the speaking clock, died this week

    Very sad indeed

    How to handle the resident in a house/block of flats who has a careful system for the rubbish and recycling

    Leave it well alone (good call @heidistephens)


    Always "patchy", isn't it?

    They've gone for "Santa" on BBC Breakfast instead of "Father Christmas"

    Not impressed

    If you arrive at the pub so early you have time for a whole drink before your friends arrive

    Don't text with "I'm here, see you soon!" You'll make friends flustered

    Pine nuts

    Ridiculously expensive (points out @GuardianJessica)

    Why do Hula Hoops come in multipacks of seven?

    A recommended one a day?

    MC brands battling for Christmas advert glory

    They should have a mince pie together and calm down

    Waterstones hurriedly saying they're "not middle class" on Young Apprentice

    Humph. Might hold off sending them a badge

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