The week, torn and dressed
When did 'torn' foods become so upmarket - torn basil, torn chicken etc?
Reckons @marmitetoast: Twin factors of Nigella's nonchalant "kitchen suppers" and Jamie's rustic Tuscan aspirations
The growing tendency for Tarquin (groom) to deliver his speech as a west end multi media show production
Take note, all. Thanks for the heads up, @headancer
Academies accused of cherry picking middle-class pupils
What to do if you find something tedious & predictable that everyone else likes
Don't go on about it; just ignore it (Sound advice from @CharlieBeckett)
Perfectly nice salty snacks being coated in silly flavours eg bbq, honey roast
Ghastly. Time for simple salted peanuts to make a comeback
Using a hash symbol to mean 'number' instead of the abbreviation 'No.'
Horrible Americanism. @RichardBratby, we have been told
Eating breakfast in Jamie Oliver restaurant on way to ski holiday
Can't really get more MC than that, @gfreeb
@SarahTregear haggled over a brace of pheasants at local farm shop at the weekend
Oh wait, maybe you can
The word 'phablet'
@will_lowe is not alone in his disgust
The VirginAirlines advert feat. him as pilot, her as air hostess
We seem to have regressed to the 1970s (indeed, @MiddleAgedCred)