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Prince Harry

Even republicans approve, surely?

Microwaving tea

Recommended by scientists, apparently. Disgusting

No televised election debates

Disappointing; we were rather looking forward to May vs The Sturge

Broadchurch

Olivia Coleman = nailed-on Future National Treasure

Spring Bank holidays

Too close together! Very bad!

Bin-mageddon

“I queued for THREE BLOODY HOURS at B&Q for a new recycling bin! The entire town’s in CHAOS”

S-Town

To be listened to whole on a long journey for maximum effect

Using a proper paper map

Strangely satisfying

The “Flash” Flash ad

It’s back! Possibly the best ever singing dog in an advert ever

Crap tacos

Reheated, with too much chilli: middle-class kebabs, basically

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    Sunday
    Dec202015

    Chattering class: nine nuggets of wisdom

    People running in offices

    Embarrassing. It's just not a running sort of environment

    Tangible Christmas gifts

    Are on way out. It's all about the intangible now: sponsored animals, subscriptions etc

    Products claiming to be muffins that aren't really muffins

    Keep an eye out for this. Heads up from @M_Z_Harrison

    Shrinking Quality Street tins

    An absolute travesty

    BBC's Back in Time for Christmas

    Christmas used to be so much more authentic, didn't it

    Giving plants or seeds as gifts

    Dangerous unless you know the person's garden very well

    Work Christmas parties

    Require a lot of energy when we're really quite tired

    The changing look of the £1 coin

    Let's treasure the round pound while we still have it

    Posting on Facebook about having finished work for the hols

    Insufferable. Stop it

    Friday
    Dec182015

    Joyeux Noël, Mr Bore d’Eaux

    Christmas chez Bore d’Eaux involves peculiarities you won’t find in other households. For instance, Mr Bore d’Eaux is convinced that British culture places too much emphasis on Christmas Day itself – which turns into a "bit of a binge", as he sniffily puts it.

    He’s all for what the French do instead: a big dinner on Christmas Eve to open the celebrations. So, in fact, he ends up with two binges instead of one, but he’s quite happy with that.

    What you won’t find at any point chez Bore d’Eaux is turkey: too American for their tastes. For them only goose, or even capon, has the kind of authentic French rural feel they’re going for with their festivities.

    On Christmas Eve, it will be foie gras, of course. If any of the guests gets squeamish about the prospect, Mr Bore d’Eaux will remind them that the French don’t get "sentimental" about animals the way the British do. Over there, they’re so much more in tune with rural realities, of course.

    Flickr: Jérémy Couture

    Wednesday
    Dec162015

    'We brought this back from Peru': boasting goes baubles

    The days of the simple, traditional tree covered in your usual old multipack decorations are absolutely over. You may not yet have gone the whole hipster hog and started stacking up pieces of wood in the shape of a tree, but most of us are these days doing something edgier than the standard bauble-drenched spruce. The modern middle class Christmas tree is attractively sparse – verging on austere – in style, carrying very few ornaments, each one carefully, artfully placed for illumination.

    And, crucially, there will be hardly any duplication: most of the ornaments will have been bought or acquired individually, brought back from obscure locations and one-off markets, or donated by interesting associates. MCs will not want this to go unnoticed, and will proudly regale their house guests with the story of each bauble. Whether “brought back from Peru”, "given as a gift from our American cousins”, or “made by Archie in his woodwork class”, each one contributes to the festive-ish whole effect and it's rather impressive indeed.

    Where do we go next with this, though, you might wonder. At MCH we can't help thinking the hipster tree with painfully unique decorations may soon seem tired and too tortured. MCs are excellent at pushing an idea as far as it will go, then recognising a limit has been reached and retreating to a more basic, more fun version. The days of the traditional tree may not be over after all. We'd wager that in a year or so MCs will not sniff at M&S gold and red baubles and a flash of tinsel. And how we'll relish the joyful simplicity of it all.

    Sunday
    Dec132015

    Chattering class: this week's ups and downs

    Nigella's halloumi and salad recipe

    She's let us - and herself - down

    People on Facebook doing "'like' if you remember Woolworths"

    It's too soon for this nostalgia, says @kloob. Quite right

    Worrying about what container to use for your work packed lunch

    Old Carte D'Or tubs are not OK

    Christmas lunch in pie form, as witnessed by @ginandcrumpets

    Not sure about this. Not sure at all

    House of Fraser's Christmas ad

    A bit too out there for our liking

    Boomf personalised marshmallows

    Awful

    Personalised children's books

    Lovely

    Calling them 'roasties'

    Tiresome, especially in gastropubs. Jamie Oliver lingo is very old hat

    Being asked if you want your panini grilled

    Well, yes, obviously! 

    Christmas decorations on exterior of homes

    Lights: a few are OK. Flashing lights: no

    Friday
    Dec112015

    Art of hot desking: being seen to be displeased by a dirty mouse

    Having to sit at a different desk every day or for a few weeks at a time is increasingly normal in offices, as the management tries to facilitate flexible working and foster more creative environments, etc etc. But, the one thing nobody talks about amid all the guff about dynamic workspaces is the business of having to deal with someone else's filth.

    If you have your own keyboard and mouse at the same work station every day you can relax in the knowledge that it's only your own questionable sticky blotches on the mouse and only your own splashes of wasabi sauce smearing the space bar. But if you're having to jump on to any old desk every day your first five minutes at work will be spent inspecting those smears and addressing the situation with antibacterial wipes.

    And we love being self-righteous about it, don't we? We like to flap a bit as we're disinfecting the mouse and make comments about other people's dirt and low standards, to make sure everyone in earshot understands that we don't approve, and to imply that we would never leave a work station in such a state – only to go on and scatter flakes of croissant in between the keys and conveniently have to 'rush off' at the end of the day without making time to clear them up.

    Flickr: Martijn van Exel

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