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10 pieces of chat for the price of 1

Continental meat sales are soaring

We just can’t get enough chorizo

While cider sales plummet

We blame the mildly annoying ice-in-the-pint-glass malarky

Could it be time for the shandy’s glorious revival?

Yes, @DaniBevins, it really could be

M&S new fashion range seems to be going down well

Phew, keen to get things back to normal ASAP

Great Gatsby themed everything

Enough art deco already

Pound shops thriving in MC areas

There’s still kudos in being a bargain hunter

Morrisons and Ocado going into business together

Ooh, Waitrose, watch out

Larders

We are so feeling the love

Citizens Advice urging ban on cold calling

And not before time!

WHSMith

Ridiculously horrible but basically the heart of today’s sad high street

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    Friday
    May172013

    Chattering class: 10 pieces of chat for the price of 1

    Continental meat sales are soaring

    We just can’t get enough chorizo

    While cider sales plummet

    We blame the mildly annoying ice-in-the-pint-glass malarky

    Could it be time for the shandy’s glorious revival?

    Yes, @DaniBevins, it really could be

    M&S new fashion range seems to be going down well

    Phew, keen to get things back to normal ASAP

    Great Gatsby themed everything

    Enough art deco already

    Pound shops thriving in MC areas

    There’s still kudos in being a bargain hunter

    Morrisons and Ocado going into business together

    Ooh, Waitrose, watch out

    Larders

    We are so feeling the love

    Citizens Advice urging ban on cold calling

    And not before time!

    WHSMith

    Ridiculously horrible but basically the heart of today’s sad high street

    Friday
    May102013

    Maslow’s hierarchy of scented candles  

    We Brits spend roughly £40m a year on scented candles, a figure that has been steadily growing, and now we demand more from them than simply making a room smell nice. They’ve become a go-to for enhancing our mood or helping us wind down after a hard day. And, of course, they are yet another way of subtly displaying our cultural values. Here’s how to make sense of the scents:

    Self-actualisation – Cire Trudon

    Burning a scented candle is essentially a decadent act, and nothing smells of decadence like a French luxury brand once favoured by Marie-Antoinette.

    Esteem – Jonathan Adler

    Adler’s edgier scents in funky pots – ‘Tomato’, ‘Pepper’, ‘Earl Grey’, ‘Bubblegum’, ‘Hashish’ – have a slight frisson of ‘will this work?’ And of course, like salted chocolate or strawberries with basil, they do, and in the most satisfying of ways. They let visitors know that we have already done the nursery slopes of ‘Fig’ and ‘Moroccan Rose’ and are ready for the thrills of some olfactory black runs. See also Malin+Goetz’s ‘Mojito’, ‘Black Rum’ and ‘Tobacco’ candles.

    Love/Belonging – True Grace

    This quintessentially English candlemaker allows us to express key parts of our personalities with fragrances that sound like Farrow & Ball paint colours – ‘Library’, ‘Curious’, ‘Seashore’ – but makes them seem unpretentious (no one’s fooled) by putting them in tins. For example, ‘Parlour’ supposedly evokes ‘Walking into the cottage, welcomed by the scents of wood fires, a jar of flowers on the table, a fresh pot of tea and fruitcake from the familiar tin in the pantry.’ They know us too well.

    Safety – Diptyque 

    It is impossible not to love Diptyque’s classic candles. Or to fail to recognise them in someone else’s home. Trademark fragrances such as ‘Figuier’, ‘Baies’, ‘Feu de Bois’ and ‘Roses’ are the sorts of things you can confidently buy as a present for someone you don’t know that well. See also Jo Malone.

    Physiological –'own brand' and/or Glade

    Supermarket own brand or brands more readily associated with plug-in air fresheners. Especially if they are poorly sealed with a plastic lid or cellophane. These tend to come in unexciting fragrances such as jasmine, rose, winter spice, or vanilla, or fragrances that echo air-freshener/fabric-softener scents – sea breeze, cotton fresh. These candles emit smells that are mildly more pleasant than those they are trying to mask (damp, cigarettes, pets, fried food) but which do not necessarily enhance one’s sensory pleasure. If someone gives you a Glade ‘Garden Sunshine’ scented candle as a gift, they are trying to tell you something.

    Bubbling under – Price’s

    Could there be a scented-candle backlash on the horizon with a return to plain candles made by a no-nonsense firm with form? Tall, tapering candles in actual candlesticks on the dinner table or short fat altar candles used en masse to bathe a room in a warm glow rather than overpower it with scent, perhaps? A candle that smells of wax? It’s a revolution waiting to happen.

    Friday
    May032013

    Chattering class: This week’s who, what and why

    Attending opening of new haberdashery shop by Great British Sewing Bee contestant

    Ok, yes @LyzzyBee_Libro, yours was the most MC weekend ever

    Three-day weekend competitiveness

    Get ready to have the most relaxing yet packed weekend to talk about on Tues

    When and why did mini burgers served at drinks parties become ‘sliders’?

    Investigation launched, @RichardBratby

    Wedding websites

    Deeply naff

    Munich

    Seems to be chosen destination for MC spring mini break

    LinkedIn profile pic tribes

    Was more of a thing than any of us realised

    Hen and stag weekends

    Please, enough. Time to return to one evening out getting hammered

    “Thanks, [name]”

    Standard email sign-off now, but we can surely do better

    Sending change of address cards in the post

    Lovely old-fashioned touch. Yes you do have time

    ‘Anna and Katy’

    Superb; just what we needed

    Friday
    Apr262013

    Chattering class: This week’s quips and tips

    Pizza cutters

    Should be hidden away in the loft unless you have Pizza Hut franchise aspirations

    Only buy rustic-looking loaves you can arrange on worktop. Who cares if stale. Will look fab

    @TheDailyOast’s solution to the overflowing breadbin issue

    “Rustic”

    It might be time for us all to get over this word

    Verdict on the increasing use of #hashtags and @ names on Facebook, asks @DavidJ_GF

    #positioncurrentlyunconcernedbutkeepingawatchingbrief

    Royal Botanic Garden deemed ‘too middle class’

    Why on earth would grow-your-own-veg classes make it less so?

    Is it ok to switch seats when an ill person sits next to you?

    Yes, @zohebraza, but be subtle

    Dressing for the spring transition

    Complete nightmare; official uniform required

    “Bucket list”

    Enough of this! We agree, @catherinemack

    The new Winston Churchill fivers

    The slang ‘Winstons’ is sure to catch on

    Saying “slash” as a word meaning “or”

    Quite awful but definitely becoming a thing

    Friday
    Apr192013

    MIDDLE-CLASS COLOUR CHART: BLUE